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Stall, please.

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Ladies and gentlemen, with your
kind attention and permission,

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I have the honour
of presenting to you

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one of the most remarkable men
in the world.

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How remarkable? He's sweating!

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Can you be surprised at that,
gentlemen?

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Every day he commits to memory
50 new facts.

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And remembers every one of 'em.
Facts from history, from geography,

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newspapers, scientific books,
millions and millions of them!

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Think of the strain involved
by his prodigious feat!

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His feet ain't half
as big as yours, Cully!

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- I mean his feats of memory!
- Oh!

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Test him please, ladies and gentlemen,
ask him your questions.

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He will answer fully and freely.
Mr Memory!

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I also add, ladies and gentlemen,
before retiring,

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that Mr Memory has left his brain
to the British Museum!

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Hurray!

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A question, please. Ladies first.

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Where's my old man been
since last Saturday?

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- On the booze!
- Out with his bit!

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A serious question, please!

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What won the Derby in 1921?

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Mr Jack Joel's Humorist.
Won by a length, odds 6-1.

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Second and third, Craig-an-Eran
and Lemonora. Am I right?

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Right!

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What won in 1936?

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You come back in 1937
and I'll tell you, sir!

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How far is Winnipeg from Montreal?

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What won the Cup in 1926?

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Cup?
Waterloo, football or tea?

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Football, silly!

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When did Chelsea win it?

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63BC, in the presence
of the Emperor Nero.

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What causes pip in poultry?

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- Shh! Don't make yourself so common!
- Well, our fowls have got it.

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How many races
did Mick the Miller win?

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- How old is Mae West?
- When was Crippen hanged?

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Who was the last British
heavyweight champion?

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- Henry VIII!
- My old woman!

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Bob Fitzsimmons defeated Jim Corbett,
heavyweight champion of America,

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at Carson City, Nevada, in October 1897.
He was 34 years of age.

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Am I right, sir?

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- How old is Mae West?
- Sir, I never tell a lady's age.

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