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Kids, there more than one story
of how I met your mother.


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You know the short version, the thing
with your mom's yellow umbrella.


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But there's a bigger story.

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The story of how I became who I had
to become before I could meet her.


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And that story begins,
here.


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...dary!

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Legendary!

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Dude, I am so excited
that you're single again.

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We are going to conquer
New York City.

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I already have a girl
from work lined up for you.

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Right boob bigger
than the left boob,

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which some choose
to look at as bra half empty,

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I choose to look at as bra half full.

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I don't know.

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Robin and I broke up
two weeks ago.

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I'm... I'm not ready.

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When will you be ready?

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It was a good question.

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After a big relationship ends,
you need some time to recuperate.


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Robin took a trip to Argentina,
and I went through my usual routine.


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I grew my breakup beard.

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Ted Mosby, suit up,

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'cause here's the plan.
There's a Miss Nassau County pageant.

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We'll pretend to be judges
and, yes, our votes are for sale.

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I'm not ready.

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I repainted the apartment.

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Finish Line of a women's 10K.

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Salty girls on an endorphin high
who just want to lie down.

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- Yeah.
- I'm not ready.

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And the truth is,
I was doing really good.


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Female acrobats from Montreal.
Super flexible.

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We are going to get
Cirque de So-Laid.

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What up?

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Barney, come on, we've covered this.
I'm not...

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Hey, guys.

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I just got in last night.

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Um, uh, this is Gael.

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Hola.

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Okay, I'm ready.

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How I Met Your Mother 3x01
- Wait For It -

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I just can't believe her.

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We have this totally amicable split,
everything's cool.

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And she comes back
from vacation with that guy?

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You know what she's doing?

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She's trying to win the breakup.

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