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I am not impressed with the talent in here tonight.

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And the more I drink, the less attractive they get.

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I'm one scotch and soda away

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from the Cantina scene in Star Wars.

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What about those girls over there?They're hot.

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They're not hot.

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Are you kidding?

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I hated their guts the second I saw them.

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Which means they're hot.

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In fact, I hated them almost as much as

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I hated Robin when I first met her.

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You hated me? A lot.

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Barney, they're hot.

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Oh, there is so much to teach you all.

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You have just become victims of...The Cheerleader effect.

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Glad you asked.

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The Cheerleader Effect

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is when group of women seems hot

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but only as a group.

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Just like with cheerleaders.

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They seem hot,

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but take each one of them individually?

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Sled dogs.

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That's insane.

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Take a good, hard look

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at each one of those girls.

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Individually.

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I don't know.

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The one on the end is kind of cute.

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Yeah, she really is.

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And that, my friends, is "The Cheerleader Effect."

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Also known as the Bridesmaid Paradox,

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Sorority Girl Syndrome,

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and for a brief window in the mid-'90s,

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the Spice Girls Conspiracy.

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Scary Spice indeed.

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Barney Stinson.

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Oh, hi.

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Okay.

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Got it.

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Great, we'll be in touch.

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What?

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Apparently, I'm gonna be a dad.

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What do you mean you're gonna be a dad?

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How did, how did this happen?

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It was just some girl I hook up with a few weeks back.

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She's not sure.

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She's gonna go to the doctor in the morning.

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Maybe it's a false alarm.

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Maybe she's not pregnant.

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Lily,

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no part of Barney Stinson does anything less than 110%.

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If one of my little M
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