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I wish they'd stop
throwing eggs at us.

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These ponchos are going
faster than I can knit 'em.

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Death threat,
death threat, death threat,

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Betterware catalogue
and, lovely, another death threat.

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God, will these people
never leave us alone?

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I dunno. I quite like Betterware.

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Mind you, I'm still
waiting for that free incvat

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they promised with everything.
Incvat?

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It's "Including VAT".

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Oh, right.

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Well, whatever it is,
it hasn't showed up.

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Honestly, these protesters.

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What did you do with
the other death threats, Cara?

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I put them in the death
threat incinerator.

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We don't have a death threat incinerator.
Yeah, we do. It's under there.

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Just put 'em in, press the button, there'll be a big
explosion and a bit of smoke and then it'll "ding".

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Think that microwave
might want looking at.

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Right.

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I've had a word
with those protesters.

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I've had it up to here. I said if they
keep throwing their bloody eggs at me,

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I'm gonna superglue
red hot, hard boiled eggs

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under their bloody hippy armpits!

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See how easy you find it
to wave your placards about then!

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I think I made myself pretty clear.

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Did they stop throwing things at ya?
Eventually, yeah. Yeah.

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Do you know, I really am beginning
to enjoy this protest. Look at that.

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Seven eggs I caught this morning!

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I was like lightning.

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Ah, well, probably best.

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I've had eggs Benedict
every night this week.

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I haven't defecated for days.

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I think this is for you.
I got it by mistake.

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It's got £10 worth
of stamps on this brick, Minty.

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Bricks are heavy, aren't they?

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They posted it?
It landed in me stamps.

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I am sick of these bricks
through my window every morning.

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It's dangerous, it is noisy
and there's a draught!

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Another couple of days and you'll have enough to brick yourself in.
No, I need natural light.

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I'm like cress.

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I've always said that about you.
You're saying I'm like cress? What's that supposed to mean?

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Thank you, Minty.
I love it out there.

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