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## 〈Chorus Singing〉

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〈Tires Screeching〉

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D'oh!
〈Screams〉

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〈Guffawing〉

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I hope you enjoyed
my one-man pie fight, kids.

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Now it's time for another
"fanschmabulous" episode...

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of Itchy and Scratchy.

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〈Gasps〉

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〈Screams〉

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- 〈Screaming〉
- 〈Giggling〉

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〈Sighs〉

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〈Screams〉

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Kids? Kids?

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You're missing
the Itchy and Scratchy Show.

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- Don't you like it anymore?
- Sure. We love it.

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But how can we watch TV
when it's so beautiful out?

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Yeah, Mom. I mean,
we love you and Dad too...

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but God knows we don't
need to see you every day.

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An occasional hug is all I ask.

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Mom! You can hug me
when I'm asleep.

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- I do.
- 〈Screams〉

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〈Krusty Groaning〉

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Hey, Krusty, you look great.
You get your teeth bleached?

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Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer
treatment- Hey, shut up!

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You're here 'cause your Itchy and Scratchy
cartoons are stinking up my ratings!

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Look at this breakdown
of yesterday's show.

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〈Muttering〉
Kaboom!

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What happened here?
Lightning hit the transmitter?

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See, that's what I thought at first,
but then- Hey, shut up!

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That crater is where your lousy cartoon
crash-landed! It's ratings poison!

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But Itchy and Scratchy
is critically acclaimed.

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Acclaimed?
〈Spits〉

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I oughta replace it right now
with that Chinese cartoon...

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where the robots
turn into blingwads!

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But I'm a lazy, lazy man, Roger.

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So I'll give you one more chance.

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Get out!

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Don't come back till you fix
Itchy and Scratchy.

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〈Woman〉
Okay, Mel, you can go in now.

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Krusty, I've come to solicit donations
for the Rock 'N' Roll Museum.

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And- I'll come back later.

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I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids
wait over here in the credit department.

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Oh, can't we just wander around
and meet you back here later?

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Mmm, okay. Just be careful.

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