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This Saturday, POX presents the
musical event of the new millennium!

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You all remember playing the
recorder in elementary school?

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Well this Saturday,
in Oklahoma City,

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over four million third-grade
students from all over the country

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will gather in one place
and, at the same time,

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play "My Country 'Tis Of
Thee" on their recorders!

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It's the largest third-grade
recorder concert ever!

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Special guest conductor, Yoko Ono,

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and woodwind virtuoso, Kenny G,
will lead this fantastic event!

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This Saturday at eleven
eastern, ten central!

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THE WORLD WILL BE WATCHING!

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Okay, children! We still got
some time to practice the song

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before we load up the bus
and head out for Oklahoma!

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Now, come on! There's gonna be over
4 million third-graders from all over

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the country there, and I wanna make
sure that South Park is the best! Okay?

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Recorders up!

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And a one, and a two, and a...

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"of Liberty,"! You're late!

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"my fathers"...
What the hell was that?

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Goddammit! I don't think you children
have been working on your fingering!

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That's not true, Mr. Garrison!

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Kyle was working on his fingering
with his mom all night long!

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Shut up, fatass!

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No, seriously!

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Kyle's mom says Kyle getting
really good at fingering! He, he!

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Shut up, Eric! There's gonna be four
million children playing this song

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at the same time on their recorders,
and so help me God, South Park

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Elementary is not gonna be the only ones
that don't know the song! Try again!

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Recorders up!

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And a one, and a two, and a...

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M'kay! That sounded great, kids!

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Sure, if you like the sound of a
peacock getting its neck broken!

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M'kay! Kids, uh, we have some news!

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Uh, there's been terrible
flood in Oklahoma, m'kay,

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so the four million recorder children's
event is being moved to Arkansas!

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Arkansas?!

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What's a Arkansas?!
Is that a state?

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The trip shouldn't take any longer,
but I'll hand out these updated

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contact sheets so that your parents
will know where you are, m'kay!

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Mr. Mackey, can I talk
to you for a second?!

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