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The Inbetweeners S02E02
"Work Experience"

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Wouldn't it be good to know
exactly how unpopular you are

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with the opposite sex compared
to your classmates?

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'Luckily for me,
someone invented Valentines Day,

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'my favourite annual humiliation.'

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"Roses are red, violets are blue,

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"your dong is massive,
I want to blow you.

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"Love from your secret slut."

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I didn't get none.
I can't believe you got so many.

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Yes, it is hard to believe.

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"Dear Jay....

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"I've just baked you a finger pie,
why don't you cum..." Spelt C-U-M.

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"..and taste it?"

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That's so horny.
Who do you think it's from?

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Your dad?

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Yeah, funny.

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Let me look at these.

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"Jay, you massive stud,
please, please spaff on my tits.

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"From your Valentine's bitch.
PS, and on my face."

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That's my favourite, I like
the way she remembered the face.

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It's funny how all these cards seem
to be in the same handwriting.

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Your admirers are either very young
or have severe learning difficulties.

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Which is a possibility.

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The handwriting's bad cos they were
strumming one out as they wrote 'em.

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Not you writing with your left hand?

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You're just jealous cos I got loads
and you got none.

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(SCOFFS) I got a card.

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If it's from your
nan it doesn't count.

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I didn't get any then.

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I did get a card. A proper one.

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Total bollocks.

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Yeah? What do you call this then?

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Interesting!

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Wow. Who's that from?

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Hannah Fields in the year below.

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Sniff it to see
if she rubbed her fanny on it.

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Neil!

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Nah, just a bit of perfume.

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So what are you going to do about it?

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Nothing. Apart from making
sure Carli doesn't find out.

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I think she'll be too busy sucking
on her boyfriend's knob.

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Shut up.

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What? All I'm saying is, he'll have
his cock right deep in her gob

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and then in her vag.
Out the vag, back in the gob.

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Thanks(!)

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Oh, yeah, that reminds
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