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What do you want to know?

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Um...

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See that? A clock, calculator in one.

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That's free. Thank you.

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Oh, here we go.

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(ANSWER MACHINE BEEPS)
Three.

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David. Paul Shepherd. Can you give us a call?

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No!

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Dave, it's Julian. Can you give us a ring, please?

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Go away!

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Good bloke. Good laugh.

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David, it's Paul again...

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Leave me alone!

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It's fine. It is fine...

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That's OK. It doesn't matter.

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Take that there...

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That's the old office.

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Let's get you started.

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No one is going to lose their jobs.

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Yes, Head Office are talking of downsizing,

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but they've said clearly

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that the most efficient branch
will incorporate the other one.

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We are the most efficient branch -

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cogito ergo sum - we'll be fine.

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Why should they be worried, yeah?

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They trust me implicitly.

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I said there won't be redundancies,
so that becomes gospel.

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Unconditional trust. It's nice.

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Mutual. Likewise. Reciprocated.

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My only worry is that the powers that be
don't come down here,

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pop their head round the door
with their rule book,

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and go, "Oh, hold on, what's going on here?

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"These people are mucking around."

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Whilst getting the job done,
they're having a laugh at work

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with the Sword of Damocles hanging over them.

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"This isn't in the rule book. Who's in charge?"

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Guilty! Get a new rule book!

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All right?

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It works with the turtle.

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(LAUGHTER)

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OK. Good.

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Finally, this young lady is Donna...

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daughter of my best friends, Ron and Elaine.

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She's lodging with me,
so she's my responsibility,

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and her dad's not only a copper,
but he's a bloody big bugger,

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so hands off.

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I've got something
she could take down in evidence!

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Don't worry about this.

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Do you want to receive some swollen goods?

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