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* Going out tonight, I'm feeling all right

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* Going to let it all hang out

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* Wanna make some noise, even raise my voice

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* Yeah, I wanna scream and shout

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Morning, Sheldon. Come dance with me.

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No.

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Why not?

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Penny, while I subscribe to the "Many Worlds" theory

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which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons

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in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.

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Are you fun in any of them?

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The math would suggest that in a few I'm a clown made of candy.

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But I don't dance.

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Alright, want some French toast?

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It's oatmeal day.

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Tell you what, next French toast day, I値l make you oatmeal.

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Dear Lord, are you still going to be here on French toast day?

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Morning.

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Look, Leonard, Penny made French toast.

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Sorry, I haven't given her your schedule yet.

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It's an iCal download. She can put it right in her phone.

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And I thought we agreed that you'd have your conjugal visits in her apartment.

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We did, but there were extenuating circumstances.

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I see. Did her abysmal housekeeping skills finally trump her perkiness?

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No, her bed kind of... broke.

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That doesn't seem likely.

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Her bed's of sturdy construction.

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Even the addition of a second normal size human being wouldn't cause a structural failure,

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much less a homunculus such as yourself.

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A homunculus?

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Perfectly formed miniature human being.

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Oh, you're my little homunculus.

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- Don't do that.
- Sorry.

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Okay, who wants syrup and who wants cinnamon sugar?

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I want oatmeal.

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Yes, well, I want a boyfriend whose room-mate isn't a giant pain in the ass.

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I'm sure that will happen soon enough.

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But in the meantime, I still want oatmeal.

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You know what, I give up. He's impossible.

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I can't be impossible, I exist.

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I believe what you meant to say is, "I gIve up, he's improbable."

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Sheldon, you really need to find a better way of dealing with Penny.

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