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Πlike everyone belonged to
these silly things called gyms.

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The idea was you'd pay them
lots of money to run around


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and lift heavy things.

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Biggest rip-off in the world.

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And yet people fell for it.

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Including me.

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Oh, forgot my wallet.

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It started with one of those moments

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when you realize you're not
as in shape as you want to be.


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Whoo...

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That's further than it looks.

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Aw, coupon's on my dresser.

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That's too far.
Forget it.

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Please don't judge me.

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I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza.

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I woke up all greasy and sweaty.

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My sheets looked like what they
wrap deli sandwiches in.

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Maybe I should join a gym.

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Do you go to a gymΠ

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Well, I go to Total Rip Fitness,
n't wo

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What do you doΠ

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I invest.

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There goes one of my investments now.

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Cheryl, hard work's paying off.

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Keep up the good work.

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So your investments are womenΠ

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Yes.

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Women who, how shall
I put this delicatelyΠ

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They fat.

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So, I come here,

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give them lots of attention now.

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Then when they get hot, who's
the first guy they run toΠ

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The one who invested in them
when they weren't.

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Wow, I can't decide if
I'm thoroughly disgusted

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or really, really impressed.

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Of course, not all
investments pay divipa

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See the girl over there at the
vending machine-- Tonya.

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She is one Kit Kat away
from junk bond status.

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Hey, Barney.

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Becky, elliptical machine's
really working for you. Nice stuff.

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That one's going to reward
shareholders soon.

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I foresee aggressive
growth in my future.

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What upΠ

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Wow, that makes me want to join a gym.

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So I can get super strong

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and punch you really hard in the face.

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Yes, we should all do it.

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Ye
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