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The first day of school.

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When you're a kid,
it's the worst day of the year.

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When you're a parent,
it's the Fourth of July,

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New Year's Eve and your birthday
all rolled into one.

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In fact,I just some back-to-school supplies.

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You know,today's the first time in months

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that all the kids are going to be
out of the house at once.

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I know.

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What,you got allergies?

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No,that's my sexy look.

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Oh. You probably didn't recognize it
without my trademark wiggle.

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Oh,yeah.

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Hell,you know what I'm talking about.

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You see how it goes this way,

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and then I bring it back that way.

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As much of a turn-on as that is,

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I can't be late for work.

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Neither can I.

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Which is why we're meeting
back here for a nooner.

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What?

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You have time to come home for sex,

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but you don't have time
to stop last night at the Costco?

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Well,I would have,

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if you had met me there and had sex with me.

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Noon,huh?

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Yep. Okay,I'm in.

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Oh,look how cute you look
your first day of high school.

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Cute? No,no,no, I don't need cute.

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I need cool.

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Do I look cool? Do I?

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Relax,you're going to be fine.

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Yeah,you're going to be fine.

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You're handsome, you're funny.

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You're just like me.

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Besides,you've got a girlfriend

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so you're miles ahead of
every other freshman.

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And some juniors.

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If anyone bothers you, just come find me.

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I know all the good hiding places.

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Yeah,um... look, about that,Larry.

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Since we're going to be
in the same school together,

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let's go over the ground rules,okay?

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I don't know you, you don't know me.

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Got it?

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Aw,it seems like just yesterday

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I had the same conversation with Larry
on his first day of high school.

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Time really flies.

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Yeah,well, this is a new y
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