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Hey, Earl, did you ever worry...

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that you're gonna
forget how to walk?

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No, I can't say that I do.

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'Cause when we were eatin' in there,
I started to worry that when we got up...

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my legs wouldn't know what to do.

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- They seem to be doin' all right.
- Yeah, for now.

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But every time I sit down,
it's like startin' all over again.

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- [Meows]
- We can't go that way.

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We can't walk across
that black cat's path.

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Fine. We'll go the long way.

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[Meows]

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He circled us. I think we're stuck.

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Randy, I'm not gonna stand here forever
just 'cause you're superstitious.

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Why? Every day of my life revolves
around you believin' in karma.

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Plus, we always buy
the kind of cereal you like.

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How long do we have to wait?

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Three hours, or until
a white cat circles us backwards.

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My name is Earl.

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[Earl Narrating] I know we must've looked
pretty crazy sittin'on that sidewalk...

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but Randy insisted
we had to wait three hours...

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before it was safe to cross
a black cat's path.

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Damned thing circled us.

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- That's it. It's 3:15. Let's go.
- Wait.

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Ten seconds.

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- [Sighs]
- Eight, seven...

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- six-
- [Meows]

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[Earl Narrating] A black cat crosses
your path once, it's bad luck.

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It crosses your path twice,
it's really bad luck.

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But three times? Well, that's when
karma's trying to tell you somethin'.

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And it was tellin'me to fix number 56-
larceny of a kitty cat.

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- [Cats Meowing]
- Every year, Camden had a cat show...

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which people who love cats and had a lot
of time on their hands took real seriously.

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- And like with every competitive sportin'event-
- [Growling]

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There's always a front-runner.

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- Randy. Randy, that's him. That's him.
- Where? I can't see anything.

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These cats are makin' my eyes watery
and my tongue all itchy.

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I think I'm allergic to
whatever God makes 'em out of.

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Okay, Sebastian. Come on.
It's time for your last-minute floss.

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Smile big like Mommy.

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And you think of somethin' you like,
like tuna or a really slow mouse.

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