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Are you making waffles?
No. Quiet.

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Somebody is, and the maple syrup
smells delicious.

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[Keypad beeping]

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[Indistinct talking on TV]

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Hey, I just wanted to make sure

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you're practicing
your Rerun dance

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for the "What's Happening!!"
Sketch.

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I'm trying, Liz Lemon,
but I can't concentrate.

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Somebody on my block
is making waffles,

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and it's making me horny!

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Wait.
You smell maple syrup, too?

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You live all the way
in Jersey.

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That's weird.
Hold on.

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Hello?

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Do you smell maple syrup?

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Yes!

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Don't panic, Lemon. It's
probably not a chemical attack.

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What do you mean "probably"?

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It's probably
just a strange wind pattern

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coming off those factories
in Staten Island

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where food flavors
are made.

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I don't think it's Northrax.

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What's Northrax?

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It's a chemical agent we sold
to the Saudis in the 1980s.

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It smells exactly
like maple syrup,

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but I don't think
this is it.

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Well, how do you know?

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Because Northrax kills you
within 10 seconds.

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Okay,
I'll talk to you tomorrow.

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Make me look like this.

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Right.
Like that's a stretch.

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Hey, Jack,
thanks for that call last night.

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I get really nutburgers over
this Homeland Security stuff.

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Always check with me first,
Lemon. I have NSA connections.

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Good.

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Didn't you just get a haircut
two days ago?

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I get my hair cut
every two days.

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After all,
your hair is your head suit.

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I'm going to a party tonight
honoring Robert Novak.

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It's being thrown by John McCain
and Jack Bauer.

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Um, I don't think he's real.

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I assure you, Lemon,
John McCain is very real.

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I have to look perfect.

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When it comes to hair,
no one is more bitchy
than conservative males.

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Good Lord, Donaghy,
did you comb your hair
with a chicken bone?

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[Laughter]

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