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You look like you just shot the rapids
in a Dixie cup. Go grab some sack time.

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I'd love to, sir, but something
keeps nagging at me.

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Father, did you ever feel that there was
something real important that you forgot to do?

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Once, in the middle of a sermon...

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I forgot the words
to the 23rd Psalm.

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Or was it the 22nd Psalm?

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I got kicked out ofTexas
because I forgot the Alamo.

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I wish I could
forget my appetite.

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I'm so hungry I could
eat a powdered horse.

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I'll tell you what I forgot. I left
the surgical reports in the scrub room.

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I'll get em for you, Hawk.
I was gonna skip breakfast anyway.

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I don't have the energy to gag.

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I'm gonna go eat.
Any other volunteers for this suicide mission?

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Not I. I'm going to dine alone in my tent.
Mildred sent me some Wheatena.

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- [Crash]
- [Man Screaming]

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[Charles]
Klinger, you idiot.!

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Oh, boy. Now I remember.
I left the towel hamper blocking the aisle.

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You scatterbrained sloth!

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Once again, you have proven that
the simplest task is far too complex for you.

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- But...
- Don't say "but." It exhausts half your vocabulary.

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Get back in there and finish your job,
you goldbrick.

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Hold on to your
Fruit of the Looms, Major.

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Just because you took a header on the hopper
is no reason to chew out the boy.

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Give him a break, Chuckie. He's been
busting his butt in the 0.R. All night long.

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If I performed with the competence
of this dromedary...

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I would be known in medical circles
as Charles the Ripper.

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Since you have proven incapable of
functioning by yourself, I shall supervise.

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- Come, crumb.
- [Potter] Steady there, Major.

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Don't you go exceeding my authority.

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It's okay, Colonel.
He's rotten, but he's right.

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I screwed up,
and I gotta finish my job.

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Uh. Uh.

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- You know, you gotta give Winchester credit.
- Yeah?

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He's bright, educated
and an A1 surgeon.

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And with all that, he still found room
to be a total jerk.

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That's a good little soldier. Pick them all up
and put them into the hamper.

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- Major, I don't need a towel tutor.

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