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May I help you?

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I'm looking for a box of chocolates.
Something fancy, if you have it.

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- Is it for a gift?
- Yeah. I want something fancy...

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...and not too rich because she tends
to put on a little blubber, the wife.

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- Uh-huh.
- Around the thighs.

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What about this one?
It's really nice. It's kind of rich.

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- It's from Belgium.
- From Belgium?

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- It's very pretty.
- Yeah.

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- Hey, Frenchy, I'm home!
- Who's that?

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"Who's that?" It's the pope!

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- I always wanted to see your apartment.
- Shh.

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- Who comes home every night? Me.
- I'm watching Princess Diana.

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Not again! How many times
you gonna do that?

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Look at those clothes.

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I told you time and again,
she got all that stuff discount.

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You think those kings and queens
buy retail? It's a known...

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- Here, I got you some chocolates.
- Chocolates?

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You heard of chocolates?
I got you chocolates.

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- How come?
- What do you mean, "How come?"

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These are from Belgium.
They're handmade by "Belgiumites."

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Tell it to the marines!
You're up to something.

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You get caught
hitting on a waitress?

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In 25 years of marriage,
have I ever hit on anybody but you?

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I don't buy it, Ray.
You got a scheme. You got a scheme!

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Forget it! Get me dinner.
They're not for you.

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- I got you nothing. Just get me dinner.
- Fine.

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I want my dinner right now,
and hurry up.

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Before you make dinner,
I gotta talk to you about something.

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What did I tell you?
Here comes the commercial.

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- Frenchy, I need our 6,000 bucks.
- What?

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- I gotta have our six G's.
- That's our whole savings.

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- Don't get dramatic about it.
- Ray, six G's. That's all we got, right?

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I got a brilliant idea.
I'm gonna make us rich.

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How you gonna make us rich?
Rob a bank?

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How'd you know that?
How'd you guess that?

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What?

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First shot out of the box,
you got it.

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Is that why Tommy Beal's coming over?
And Denny?

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What would you say
if I told you...

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...that you were married
to a very brilliant man?

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