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Turk and Carla were converting
my old bedroom into a nursery,

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so I helped paint a mural
for the new baby.

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- Done.
- Oh, hell no!

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Is that big, ugly one
shooting laser beams into the crib?

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That's Optimus Prime.

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I don't think he'd appreciate
you calling him the big, ugly one.

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- No, he wouldn't.
- No.

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Not Optimus.

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If Junior gets scared,
he can always climb into bed with us.

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- That's what I did with my mom.
- What do you mean "did"?

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Last Christmas, I walked in on Turk
and his mom cuddling together in bed.

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Turk gets defensive
when it comes to his mother.

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You're jealous 'cause your mom's dead.

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Whoa! We should probably take a break.

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You'll finish building that crib
like you promised.

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You are driving to the cemetery,
cleaning up my mom's grave,

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and asking her for forgiveness.

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I hate having to ask for forgiveness.

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How's my mom doing?

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I asked if she still hated me
and the sprinklers came on.

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Give her time.
She's only been dead for three years.

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But, baby, it's too soon
to be putting a nursery together,

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test driving minivans,
or buying baby monitors.

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I can't get this crib together.

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And can somebody please
bring me a glass of water?

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You go this time.

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Thank you.

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Thinking about Turk and Carla
becoming parents

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made me think of my mom
and how much she probably misses me.

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I bet she wishes she could see what life
is like around here through my eyes.

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And that's why I strapped
my video camera to my head.

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- Morning, weirdo.
- Lonnie.

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It was the perfect idea.
She got to meet my superiors.

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That's right, the old man
stole some ice cream.

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I even got some great footage
of Dr. Cox.

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- Where the hell have you been?
- I'm making a video postcard.

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- Do you have a message for my mom?
- No.

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But since she brought you
into the world,

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I do have a message for her uterus.

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Bad uterus!
Don't do that anymore.

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She had a hysterectomy, but I'm sure
I can just edit over
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