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The Simpsons

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D'oh!

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Here's your toast, Maggie.

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I melba-fied it myself.

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Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down
those old newspapers for your history project.

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Wow, Mom, you didn't have to
go to this much trouble.

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It was no trouble.
The hoboes at the dump were very helpful.

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Except one man, who seemed
to have mental problems.

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Good morning.

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It's class photo day.
No Dracula fangs.

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- But they told us to wear 'em.
- No, they didn't.

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Huh?

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And don't put signs
on your sister!

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Now, keep the lettuce
separate until 11:30.

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That way, the lettuce stays moist
and the bread stays dry.

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Huh? Huh?

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- Mom, you fuss over us way too much.
- Enjoy it now.

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Because when you're a grown-up
you'll have to take care of yourself!

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Marge!
There's a spider near my car keys!

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You did the right thing
by telling me.

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Shoo.!
Get outta here.!

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That's better.

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Now that we're alone, Papa Bear
has a little honey for his Mama Bear.

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"Good for a three-hour getaway
at the Mingled Waters Health Spa"?

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Mineral bath? Facial massage?
How did you afford these?

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Oh, never you mind.

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What advantages
does this motorcar have...

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over, say, a train?

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Which I could also afford.

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Well, you'll notice how
the heated gas pedal warms your feet while-

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Gently massages your buttocks.

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Well, Count Homer,
shall we discuss the-

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No, we shan't.
Yoicks!

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Homie, this is so sweet.
But I can't possibly go now.

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The sink is full of dirty dishes...

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the trash needs to be taken out,
the living room is a mess-

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- Oh, we'll clean up this afternoon.
- What about Maggie?

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I got my dad to look after her.

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- Behind ya!
- Don't do that!

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Don't do that!

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Come on, honey.
You work yourself stupid for this family.

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If anyone deserves to be wrapped up
in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you.

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Mmm.
Well, all right.

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