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I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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ReallyΠ
Are you sureΠ

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my dads videos.

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For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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But it's
your favourite flavour.

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Na naΞ

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At secondary
school, we were given the facts.

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Its impossible for a male to mate

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unless the female is willing to
place herself correctly for him.

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She then lies with her hind legs
spread out, her back arched in wards

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and the formerly aggressive
spines laid flat.

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The male seizes her
by the scruff of the neck

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and mating takes place.

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Mating lasts only a minute or two,
and the pair separates.

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The male plays no further part
in bringing up the family.

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Indeed, the two animals
will probably never meet again.

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So, that was sex.

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Simple, really.
Just find someone to do it with,

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find somewhere to do it,
and do it.

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Thing is,
when you're my age,

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it just isn't that simple.

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And as for
falling in love

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well, nothing
prepares you for that.

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Anything interestingΠ

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Oh. Not really.

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Romeo and Juliet
by William Shakespeare.

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Its really, you know,
boring.

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He speaks very
highly of you.

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- You doing your homeworkΠ
- Trying to.

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You might find it easier with the book
turned the right way up.

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- What do you doΠ
- I'm a writer.

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Wow. A writer.

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I've thought about,
you know, writing and stuff.

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I'm not really sure. I-I've entered
a competition in the local paper.

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You have to write about what it's like
growing up as we approach

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the new millennium.

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- And, uh, what is it likeΠ
- Oh, you know.

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Could be better.

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No.

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I guess it's hard
for any sixteen-year-old,

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- but when you're... you know
- I know.

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- Your
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