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Well, that is it.
It's not my apartment,

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it is officially ours.

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The closet and drawers
are all divvied up.

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Mm-hm. And I think
the 80/20 split is very fair.

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Uh, you...

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[IN SQUEAKY VOICE]
Me.

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When you proposed,
you knew I was a girl.

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Oh, yes, I did. One of the
things I love most about you.

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Mm, mm.

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Hey, why don't you
put the clothes you're wearing

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into one of your drawers?
Oh, and why don't you

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put the clothes you're wearing
into one of your drawers?

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Because my drawers
are in the kitchen.

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But-- But maybe we could
use this shelf

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if we find somewhere else
to put this.

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Oh, I forgot I had that.

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My dad gave it to me. He wanted
me to document my valuables.

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But this is, uh, interesting.

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How so?

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Well, we were gonna,
you know,

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and then you found
this video camera.

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You want to document our
valuables before we do it?

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No.

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Oh, I get it.

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[LAUGHS]
I mean, you really want

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to videotape us?
I don't know. What do you think?

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I-- I think lights,
camera, sexy action,

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you know?
[GIGGLES]

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This will be great because I can
watch it when you're not here.

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Adam Rhodes, I did not know you
were such a dirty little perv.

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Ooh, surprise.

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Okay, but I don't want
anyone to know that we did this.

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Of course.

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Unless some funny blooper
happens,

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then we send it
to thathome videosshow.

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Yeah, I mean 10 grand
is 10 grand.

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Good. And now
I won't have to imagine

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you doing those
provocative yoga poses.

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You imagine me doing yoga?

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Oh, yeah, honey.
You, stretching,

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black spandex, like a cat.

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Meow.

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Like a silent cat.

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All right, press record
and get in bed.

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