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Thank you,
thank you.

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And welcome to
the second annual

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Tanner invitational
croquet tournament.

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[All cheering]

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Ok.

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Introducing
the defending
champions,

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Lynn and brian
tanner.

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Whoo!

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Alf: all right!

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And the challengers,

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Kate and, of course,
willie tanner.

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Boo! Hiss!

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Murder the bums!

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I thought referees
were supposed
to be impartial.

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[Blows whistle]

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That's it.
Mouthing off.

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You're
out of here.

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I think we need
a referee

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With at least
a nodding acquaintance

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With the rules.

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Now, see here.

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Croquet happened
to be melmac's
biggest sport.

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Only there it
was called
muck sucking.

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Alf.

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Hey, i didn't
name it.

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Is it played the same?

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Exactly.

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Except you need
4 newlywed couples
and bob eubanks.

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Oh, oh.
And the swing was
slightly different.

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Here, i'll show you.

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Block me, willie.

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Uhh!

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Willie.

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Ohh!

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[Groaning]

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Now you see
why it was called
muck sucking.

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Lynn, help me
get your dad
in the house.

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Put him
on the couch.

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I'll have a look
at him there.

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Stay away from me!

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I just want to help.

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I just want to be
a safe distance from you.

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If there is
such a place.

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Guess it's just
you and me, you
little muck sucker.

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I don't want to
play with you, alf.

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You're too dangerous.

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Oh, what a day.

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First i broke
willie's windshield,

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Then i broke
willie's power saw.

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Now i broke willie.

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Sometimes i think
the tanners

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Would be better off
without me.

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Sometimes i wish
i'd never come here.

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