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Well, hello,
Miss Crept-in-at-3:00-A.M.-slept-in-her-dress.

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Somebody obviously
ended the evening with a bang.

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No, just a little French kissing.

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Oh, what? With that guy
who kept going around the party...

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saying, "it's all good."

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No. He bugged the crap out of me.

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He kept asking me why I wouldn't smile

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I finally had to tell him it was
because I was born without smiling muscles...

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like that kid in Wisconsin.

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That's good. I once told someone I couldn't
have sex with them because...

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cause Jupiter was in my rising house.

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I know... It was me.

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You lie a lot, you know that?

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You are a very big liar, Grace Adler.

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I am not. I never lie.

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Could you sign my doctor's name on this?
I'm trying to get out of jury duty.

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Come on. Come on, sign it.

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He gave me some stationery and
told me I could write whatever I want on it.

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"Borderline personality disorder"?

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"High-risk for psychotic break,
particularly in a stressful situation."

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You left out your tendency
to not flush if it's just pee.

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You are a disgrace, Margaret Truman!
A disgrace.

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Don't think that we didn't see you and your big forehead
sneaking out of that party last night.

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Please. It was boring, and then
some three-foot-tall guy...

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kept following me around begging me
to come back to his apartment...

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to show me his Lion King memorabilia.

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When's the last time some guy
offered to show you his Pumbaa?

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You can't exactly afford to be choosy.

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Even Grace was smooching that loser
all night who kept saying, "it's all good."

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- I thought you said...
- I lied.

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I am telling you, you're gonna blink...

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and you'll be 80 and alone
in a caftan with a lap full of catnip...

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saying "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."

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It's time to put the "sex"
back in "homosexual," Will!

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So get a freakin' boyfriend! P.S., I ruined
your new shirt, let's see a movie later!

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- Don't listen to him.
- Why not? He's right.

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I have no one in my life, and why?
Because there's no one I'm interested in.

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Oh, now, that's a lie.
You're the liar, Will, not me.

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