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-Are we late?
-Did we miss breakfast?

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The guy hasn't even
taken my order yet

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Ugh, unbelievable

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I don't know what's happened to
the work ethic in this country

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Don't you have a job to be at?

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I promised myself
I wouldn't repeat outfits

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So, uh, until I go shopping again
I'm not going back

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Oh, I'm so hungry

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I am this close to actually getting up
and pouring myself a glass of juice

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Hey, hey, hey! don't talk crazy
I'm starving too

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but we're not gonna feed ourselves
like a fat family on a camping trip

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And, when you pour your
own glass of juice

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you are taking a job away
from someone

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who came to this country
in a crate or an innertube

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This is torture

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Can we talk about
something besides food?

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Okay
This is a little embarrassing

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but I had the weirdest dream last night

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Oh, honey... is it the one
where you're wearing sweats

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that make you look like
a large formless piece of clay?

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'Cause that ain't no dream

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Sorry, I don't look my best

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I guess
unlike you

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I didn't take my head out
of a hat box and staple it to my neck

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Anyway, no
it's a recurring dream

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I keep having it over and
over and over and over

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I see

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Is this the first time
you've had it?

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That's a good question, Jack

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Okay, anyway. In my dream
I'm on the subway completely naked

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And then, all of a sudden

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that hot gardener from
"Desperate Housewives" gets on

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and he puts his hand
on my breast

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Then that hot smart guy
from "Jeopardy!" gets on

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and puts his hand
on my other breast

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Then that hot Korean guy
from "Lost" gets on

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and puts his hand
on my other breast

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Oh, yeah, in this dream
I have three breasts

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I see

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Well, I would say that dream
represents your fear of dentists

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Perhaps I'm just saying that because
my dentist is hot, smart, and Korean

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And, for all I know
tri-breasted

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I think I just need t
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