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Everybody's heard the old joke:
"How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"

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"Practice, man.
Practice."

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Well, like most people I did
all my practising at home.

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My own neighbourhood. I grew up on
the Upper West Side in New York City.

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General Grant was one of
my Neighbours.

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I had a lot of fun in my neighbourhood.
I did a lot of practising.

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And sooner or later, I just wanted to
get downtown, to show what I could do.

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And I had to find out
how to get there.

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In New York City, if you don't know how to get
somewhere, all you gotta do is ask somebody:
They'll tell you.

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Even if they don't know.

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"Hey, tell me somethin' - Got a second?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"

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"I don't know, I really couldn't tell you.
I'm..."

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- "Are you from 'round here?"
- "Oh, yeah. I live right there!"

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"I don't even know where I am now! How am I
gonna tell you how to get to Carnegie Hall?"

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- "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"
- "From here?"

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- "No, from the moon".

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"Take the bus upon the corner there,
Down to 57th street, get off there,
It's quite a walk."

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- "Can I take the subway here?"
- "Got a ground permit?"

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- "Take the plane".
- "Take the plane???"

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"The 59th street plane?"

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"Well, that depends on which
way you wanna go".

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"Well, all I can say is you
can take a car down there."

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"Take the bus. It'll leave you
right in front of there".

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"I don't know the number,
but I'll get it to you".

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"Jump on a cab, tell the man
to take you downtown".

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"You got no bread,
just jump out".

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"How you get to Carnegie Hall? Well, if you
don't have a car use the subway."

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"And down there if you don't have money,

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...the turnstyles

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As you can see, not everybody agrees on
how to get there.

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When I was a kid, if you wanted to get somewhere,
you had to take whatever ride was available.

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I believe my ride has just arrived.

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Thank you! How are you?
Thank you!

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Thank you!
Good evening everybody!

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Thank you. Thank you.
Good evening, all.

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How do you do?
Thank you!

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Thanks a lot.

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Have you noticed that most women who
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