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Thank you!

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Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!

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Go!

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Thank you very much!
Thank you! Thank you!

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Thank you!
I'm a modern man!

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I'm a modern man! I'm a modern man!
I'm a modern man!

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I'm a modern man! A man for the millennium!
Digital and smoke-free!

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A diversified, multi-cultural
post-modern deconstructionist...

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...politically, anatomically and
ecologically incorrect...

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I've been uplinked and downloaded,
I've been inputted and outsourced...

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I know the upside of downsizing,
I know the downside of upgrading...

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I'm a high-tech low-life!
A cutting-edge, state of the art...

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bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you
a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

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I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school;
and my inner child is outward-bound...

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I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking,
warm-hearted cool customer...

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...and I'm voice-activated
and bio-degradable...

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I interface with my database;
and my database is in cyberspace...

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...so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive
and from time to time I'm radioactive!

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Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve,
ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet,
pushin' the envelope!

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I'm on point, on task,
on message and off drugs!

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I've got no need for coke and speed!
I've got no urge to binge and purge!

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I'm in the moment, on the edge,
over the top, but under the radar...

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A high-concept, low profile,
medium-range ballistic missionary...

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A street-wise smart bomb,
a top-gun bottom-feeder...

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I wear power ties, I tell power lies,
I take power naps, I run victory laps...

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I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk
rainmaker with a pro-active outreach...

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A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic;
out of rehab and in denial!

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I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper,
a personal assistant and a personal agenda!

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You can't shut me up!
You can't dumb me down!

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'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless,
I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

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I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever;
Laid-back and fashion-forward.

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Up-front, down-home,
low rent, high-maintenance!

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Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition,
fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last!

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I'm a hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case;
prematurely post-traumat
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