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Let's sort the buyers from the spiers,
the needy from the greedy

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and those who trust me
from those who don't.

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'Cause if you can't see value here,
you're not shopping, you're shoplifting.

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You see these goods?

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Never seen daylight, moonlight,
Israelite, Fanny By The Gaslight.

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Take a bag, take a bag.

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I took a bag home last night,
cost me more than ten pound.

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Anyone like jewellery? Look at that.

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Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney,

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as long as my arm,
I wish it was as long as something else.

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Don't think these boxes are empty. The only
man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker.

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By the look of you, I'd make more money
with me measuring tape.

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One price, ё10.

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- Did you say ё10?
- Are you deaf?

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- I'll take one.
- Squeeze in if you can.

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Left leg, right leg, they call it walking.

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You want one as well, darling? You do?
That's it, they're waking up.

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Treat the wife, treat somebody else's wife.
It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught.

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You want one? Show me a bit of life, then.

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Don't stand there like
one o'clock half struck.

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You better buy 'em. These are not stolen.

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They just haven't been paid for and we can't
get them again, they've changed the locks.

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No good coming back
later when I've sold out.

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"Too late, too late" will be the cry when
the man with the bargains has passed you by

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and you'll be crying tears
as big as October cabbages.

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Bacon! Cozzers!

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Shit!

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So I said I'm on a roll so I need a car

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And I know that I'm getting a life

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And I say I got faith and a season...

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Ed can hustle a few quid
but his real talent lies in cards

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and gambling with cards.

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Bacon could see that his days
of selling moving goods are numbered.

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It's time to move on and he knows it.

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So I said I'm on a roll so I need a car

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But I know that I'm staying alive...

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- Six foot one, that's
perfect for my height.

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- Thirty
-two? You're catching up with me.

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- What you talking about? I'm skinny, pal.
- Course you are. All right, Ed?

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