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Yes, I'm a very lazy eater.

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That's why I like soup.
First of all, it looks half-digested...

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...so you feel like half the work
is done already.

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I'm hoping Campbell's comes out
with an IV line of soup...

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...that you could just jam
right into your arm, you know?

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Campbell's tomato intravenous.

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Mainline gumbo.

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Everyone just sitting around
at dinner with their soup IV...

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...hanging on the hook there,
you know?

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How's yours, Grandpa?

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Oh, chunky style.

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What theatre do you wanna
go to tonight?

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We got 61 st and 3rd
or 84th and Broadway.

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Which one you wanna go to,
Schmoopie?

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You called me "Schmoopie."
You're Schmoopie.

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- You're Schmoopie.
- You're Schmoopie.

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You're Schmoopie.

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All right, Schmoopies,
what's it gonna be?

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- Pick a theatre.
- We'll go to 3rd Avenue.

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So can you come with us
to the soup place?

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No, you have a good lunch.
I'll meet you here for the movie.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- Hi, Elaine.
- Hi, Sheila.

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All right, then I'll see you later.

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- Bye, Schmoopie.
- Bye, Schmoopie.

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Okay, we ready to go?

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Yes, please. Please, let's go.

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I'm in the mood for a cheeseburger.

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- No, we gotta go to the soup place.
- What soup place?

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There's a soup stand.
Kramer's been going there.

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He's always raving.

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I finally got a chance to go,
and I tell you this:

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You will be stunned.

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Stunned by soup?

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You can't eat this soup standing up.
Your knees buckle.

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All right, let's go. Come on.

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There's only one caveat.

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Guy who runs the place
is a little temperamental.

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Especially about
the ordering procedure.

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He's secretly referred to
as the "Soup Nazi."

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What happens
if you don't order right?

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- He yells, and you don't get your soup.
- What?

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Just follow the procedure
and you will be fine.

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- All right, let's go over that again.
- All right.

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