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Monkeys are the end of the line
in the pet world.

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At that level of pet ownership...

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...have a kid. I mean, come on.
I mean, you're so close.

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If you need a pet that can
roller-skate and smoke cigars...

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...it's time to think about a family.

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Monkeys, of course, were the first
astronauts, in the '60s...

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...which I'm sure made
perfect sense in the monkey brain.

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"I feel that is the next
logical step for me.

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I've been working with the
Italian guy and the crank organ...

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...and I think I'm ready to handle
the maximum-reentry G-forces."

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Take toilet paper, for example.

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Do you realize that toilet paper
has not changed in my lifetime?

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It's just paper on a cardboard roll.
That's it.

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And in 10,000 years,
it will still be exactly the same...

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...because, really,
what else can they do?

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Yeah, that's true.

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There really has been
no development in toilet paper.

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And, I mean, everything else
has changed.

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But toilet paper is exactly the same,
and will be so until we're dead.

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Yeah, you're right, George.

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What else can they do?

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It's just paper on a roll. That's it,
and that's all it will ever be.

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You find this interesting, don't you?

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Yes. Yes, I do.

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Oh, thanks very much.
The soup was really good.

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- What are you telling him for?
- What?

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He's the busboy.
You think he cares about the soup?

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Yeah, why, wouldn't he want
the soup to be good?

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Elaine, it's all this guy can do
to keep from killing himself.

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Come on.

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You think he's back there with the chef,
going, "Hey, they like the soup!

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Keep it up."

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- Hey, isn't that Alec Berg?
- Yeah.

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Alec Berg. He's got a good
John Houseman name.

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- Yeah.
- Alec Berg.

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Mr. Berg.

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I can't stand him.
He is so pretentious.

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- John Houseman?
- No, Alec Berg.

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- Elaine! How are you?
- Hi!

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- Jerry.
- Hi, Alec.

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- Did you hear about Gary Fogel?
- Yeah.

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- You gonna go to the funeral Friday?
- Yeah, y
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