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Trad.: markuci (markbanyai┼Żyahoo.com)
Asta-i simpatica!

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Intr-o bacanie, un client
cere paine.

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"Alba sau neagra?", intreaba brutarul.

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"Nu conteaza", spune
clientul. "E pentru un orb."

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Un tip vrea sa cumpere un cal.

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Vanzatorul intreaba, "doriti cal alb
sau cal negru?"

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"Nu conteaza!", zice.

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"Numai sa fie destul de lung
pentru opt."

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Stiu si eu unul.
Un elefant se intalneste cu un soarece.

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Elefantul spune soarecelui,
"Esti un nenorocit mic."

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"Da, sunt", zice soarecele,
"Am fost bolnav trei saptamani."

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"Mai e mult pana in
America, Mami?"

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"Gura, baiete,
continua sa inoti!"

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Un barbat isi ucide sotia.

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Ochii ii ies din orbite.

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Apoi ii spune:
"Nu-ti crezi ochilor, eh?"

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- N-a fost nostima?
- Da, putin.

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De ce dl R. a devenit furibund?

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Am avut un accident.

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Da, am vazut.

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Ce stupid! A intrat in mine frontal.

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Cuma adica?
Frontal?

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A franat ca o nebuna
fara nici un motiv.

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Dar chiar n-a fost vina mea.
N-aveam ce face.

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- Mai era cineva cu tine?
- Nu. Eram singur.

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- Esti sigur?
- Nu eram, poftim!

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Admit ca partial eu am fost de vina
data trecuta.

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A franat prea abrupt.

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Acum devii nervos.

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Da. Nu va costa mai mult
de 20 ori 30 de Marci.

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- Nu.
- Mai mult?

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Cam 90 de Marci si 30.
Cam asa ceva.

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- Ce? Atat de scump?
- Da. Si fara reparatii.

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O poti face, nu?

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- Da! La sfarsit de saptamana.
- Da, poate.

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Esti nervos?

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- Hanna ne viziteaza.
- Ca Hanna?

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Ti-am spus despre ea,
e colega de scoala cu mine.

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Colega de clasa.

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Ne asteapta la apartament.

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Ce vei face?

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Ma duc sa ma plimb, cred.

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Nu cunoaste
Munchenul foarte bine.

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As vrea sa cumpar o fusta.

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Asta o poti face.

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Dar eu nu ma duc cu tine.

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- De ce nu?
- Raman acasa.

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