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Kids, I told you stories
about all the big holidays--

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Christmas...

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Halloween...

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Thanksgiving...

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but one holiday was
always my favorite--

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Super Bowl Sunday.

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And there was one
Super Bowl back in 2007

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that I will never forget.

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Marshall, you're
on beer detail.

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Lily, you're making
the bean dip.

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Uh, Robin,
you're on chips and pretzels,

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and Barney,
I'm giving you nothing to do

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so you can just focus on
controlling your gambling problem.

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"Problem."

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Oh, poor Superman,
he should really do something

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about his flying problem.

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It's not a problem if
you're awesome at it.

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And I will be going to Quinn's to
pick up the world's greatest food,

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the Super Bowl
Hot Wings Platter.

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If I were a chicken,
I'd go cannibal for those bad boys.

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Just eat my own damn wing off.
I don't care.

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I'm crazy like that.

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Here's the info
for tomorrow night.

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What's tomorrow night?

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Oh, God, you didn't hear?

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Mark died.

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.

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The funeral's tomorrow at 6:00,
and I know

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it would have meant a
lot to Mark if you came.

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You guys were his
favorite customers.

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- Stay strong.
- We're so sorry.

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Who was Mark?

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- No idea.
- Not a clue.

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Well, I guess we
should go, right?

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Wait... tomorrow night at 6:00,
that's the Super Bowl.

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Okay, I feel terrible,
but the truth is we didn't know Mike.

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- Mark.
- Mark,

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and as long as we send flowers,

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I can't think of any
reason we'd have to go.

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Get out of here!

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I never want to see your
face in this bar again!

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This soulless bastard just told me
he can't come to Mark's funeral

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because he wants to
watch the Super Bowl.

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Could you believe that?

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You guys are coming, right?

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Yes... Wouldn't
miss for the world.

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Okay,
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