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-Are we late?
-Did we miss breakfast?

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The guy hasn't even taken my order yet.

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Ugh, unbelievable.

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I don't know what's happened to the work ethic in this country.

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Don't you have a job to be at?

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I promised myself I wouldn't repeat outfits

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So, uh, until I go shopping again, I'm not going back.

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Oh, I'm so hungry, I am this close to actually getting up and pouring myself a glass of juice.

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Hey, hey, hey, don't talk crazy.

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I'm starving too, but we're not gonna feed ourselves like a fat family on a camping trip.

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And, when you pour your own glass of juice, you are taking a job away
from someone who came to this country in a crate or an innertube.

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This is torture.

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Can we talk about something besides food?

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Okay.

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This is a little embarrassing, but I had the weirdest dream last night--

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Oh, honey... is it the one where you're wearing sweats that
make you look like a large formless piece of clay?

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'Cause that ain't no dream.

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Sorry I don't look my best.

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I guess, unlike you, I didn't take my head out of a hat box and staple it to my neck.

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Anyway, no, it's a recurring dream. I keep having it over and over and over and over.

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I see.

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Is this the first time you've had it?

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That's a good question, Jack.

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Okay, anyway.

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In my dream, I'm on the subway completely naked.

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And then, all of a sudden, that hot gardener from "Desperate Housewives"
gets on, and he puts his hand on my breast.

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Then that hot smart guy from "Jeopardy!" gets on and puts his hand on my other breast.

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Then that hot Korean guy from "Lost" gets on

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and puts his hand on my other breast.

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Oh, yeah, in this dream I have three breasts.

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Mm-hmm, I see.

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Well, I would say that dream represents your fear of dentists.

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Perhaps I'm just saying that because my dentist is hot, smart, and Korean.

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And, for all I know, tri-breasted.

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I think I just need to have sex.

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Honey, you know, you and I are going through the same exact thing.
&I haven't had sex in a while either.

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We just need to get back on the horse. Or, better yet, get back on the man.

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