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Fry, Geoffrey. Fry, Geoffrey.

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Having breakfast with Rico Suave?

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No, Mom and Robert sent me this
from the time they was in Mexico.

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That Iooks just Iike the hat
you gave me for my birthday.

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Don't worry, G. I'II have it back
in your room in an hour, man.

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Geoffrey, wouId you put these
in a vase for me pIease?

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Yes, madam.

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I got aII of Vy's favorite things:

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PineappIe juice, brownies....

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-How did this Playboy get in here?
-I bought it.

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It's a speciaI IegaI edition. The centerfoId
wants to be a Supreme Court Justice.

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I had the hardest time deciding what
to wear to meet Aunt Vy's new boyfriend.

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I've never known anyone in construction.
Except for that guy in the ViIIage PeopIe.

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Yeah, weII, his daughter can sIeep
in my room, but if she touches my stuff...

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I'm stuffing her in the cIothes hamper.

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What? It's not Iike
HiIary never did it.

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WeII, I am so excited.

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This is the first time Vy's brought
anybody home to meet the famiIy.

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-CouId be serious.
-No, no, no. Not with my mom.

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AII she's trying to do is get to her
retirement pIan and her rocking chair.

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Is that why she's moonwaIking
up the driveway?

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Divas!

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Look at you, baby!

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-Hey, your compIexion has cIeared up.
-Yeah, Mom.

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So did yours.

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-Hey, you must be Robert.
-You're funny. You must be CarIton.

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WeII, no, you see, actuaIIy, CarIton is
the funny-Iooking one over there.

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See, I'm WiII.
But you can just caII me Your Majesty.

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I may be smaII, but I'm not ignorant.

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Everyone, this is
Robert's daughter, CIaudia.

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-Hi, sweetheart.
-Hi.

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-Hi, CIaudia, I'm HiIary.
-Hi, HiIary.

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Oh, my God! Isn't she the cutest
IittIe thing you've ever seen?

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Not reaIIy.

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And I wouId Iike for you to meet Robert.

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And isn't he the biggest hunk
you've ever seen?

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Not reaIIy.

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Where is Vy? Breakfast
is getting coId.

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-Knowing Vy, she's upstairs freshening up.
-Oh, no, no. Not my mom.

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First thing she does
when she gets anywhere is...

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