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Damn you, WalletNook.com.

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Problem?

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The online description
was completely misleading.

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They said eight slots plus removable lD.

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To any rational person,
that would mean room for nine cards.

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But they don't tell you,
the removable lD takes up one slot.

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It's a nightmare.

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Okay, now, do you really need...

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...the honorary Justice League
of America membership card?

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It's been in every wallet
I've owned since I was 5.

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Why?

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It says, "Keep this on your person
at all times."

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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It's right here, under Batman's signature.

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And this is Leonard
and Sheldon's apartment.

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[CHUCKLES]
Guess whose parents just got broadband.

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Leonard, may I present, live from New Delhi,
Dr. and Mrs. V. M. Koothrappali?

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Hi.

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Tilt up the camera.
I'm looking at his crotch.

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Sorry, Papa.

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-Oh, that's much better. Hi.
-Hi.

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-And over here is Sheldon.
SHELDON: Hi.

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He lives with Leonard.

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Oh, that's nice. Like Haroon and Tanvir.

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No, not like Haroon and Tanvir.

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MRS. KOOTHRAPPALl:
Such sweet young men.

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They just adopted
the cutest little Punjabi baby.

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Yeah. No, we're not
like Haroon and Tanvir.

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-So are you boys academics like our son?
-Yes.

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Your parents are comfortable
with limited earning potential?

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-Oh, yes.
-Not at all.

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Papa, please don't start.

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What? It's just a question.
He's so sensitive.

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That's my life, my friends.
Good to see you. Say bye.

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-Bye.
-Bye-bye.

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DR. KOOTHRAPPALl:
Wait, wait.

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Before you go, we have good news.

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Put the computer down
and gather your friends.

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-What is it, Papa?
-I don 't see your friends.

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Is it just me or does web-chatting with
your clothes on seem a little pointless?

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Rajesh, do you remember Lalita Gupta?

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The little fat girl that used to kick me
in the samosas and call me untouchable?

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Yes. Well, now she's
a dental student at USC...

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...so we gave her
your contact information.

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Why did you do that?

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You're 26 years old, Rajesh.
We want grandchildren.

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