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Hang on, Lizzie!

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I can't walk! It's too hard!

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Then I'll carry you off this mountain.

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I'll carry you for as long as it takes
to get you home.

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Cut.

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Man. How heavy is that kid?

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What, does she got weights
in her pockets?

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-We'll finish this after lunch, people.
-Have a nice lunch.

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Maybe just a salad.

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-Hey, Joey.
-Bobbie. Hey.

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Everyone, this is my agent, Bobbie.

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Hello, everyone.

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I just watched your last scene.

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You're all so lucky to have work.

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So, what do you think?
You excited to do it?

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-What are you talking about?
-Did I not tell you? I'm a little off.

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I was looking through my purse
for my wallet. . .

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. . .and I accidentally Tasered myself.

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So, what's the news?

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Well, The Tonight Show
had a cancellation for tomorrow. . .

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. . .and they called to ask me if I had
anyone who could fill in.

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I suggested you, and they said yes.

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-You're kidding.
-I'm as stunned as you are!

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I'm gonna be on The Tonight Show?
Oh, my God.

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Unbelievable.
This is one of those moments. . .

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... I've dreamed of my whole life.

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The only thing bigger than this
would be. . .

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... I don't know, like,
making my Oscar speech.

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Oscar? Did you get Tasered too?

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The creature that made this
must have been gigantic.

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Look out/

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Shouldn't you be in bed?
Tomorrow's your big day.

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I can't sleep. I'm too nervous.

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Don't bother, I ate it.

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-You feel like watching it again?
-Sure.

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Tune in tomorrow night.
My guests will be Colin Farrell...

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... Deep Powder's Joey Tribbiani and
musical guest Maroon 5. Good show.

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Didn't he sound kind of excited
when he said my name?

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I bet you he can't sleep either.

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I still can't believe it.

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Tomorrow night, I am gonna be
sitting on that couch.

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-Is it lame that I'm this nervous?
-No. No, this is huge.

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But, Joey, you
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