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Oh, man, we rock! We rock so hard.
I was amazing, you were brilliant.

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Together, we were shitting gold, pure gold.

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You must admit, it is going well.

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Maybe. Maybe, so far,
the whole thing isn't a total fucking fiasco.

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Oh, God, Carol!
God, I'm so sorry, sweetheart. We were so...

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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay, no thanks to you.

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Great work on the box trick tonight.

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Of course I did great work on the box trick.

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I always do great work on the box trick.

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I'm the boxpert, yeah. It's what I do.

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Well, yeah.
Listen, I have to check in with the manager.

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Yeah? Good, 'cause me and Karl
have something we need to check, too.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah. You know, what we talked about?

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- What, you mean now?
- Yes, now.

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See you later, Harry.

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Okay, I'm going to extend your run.
I want you to do another four weeks.

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That's potentially very exciting.

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Then I've got to do a week
of the Hungarian State bleeding Circus.

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I mean, three men and a chicken?

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How is that even a circus?

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In the meantime, I have an associate
who is looking for a cruise ship act.

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Very nice boat, very lucrative.

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- You interested?
- Brilliant. We'll do it.

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I mean, I should probably check with Karl...

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But don't ask anyone else, will you?

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I mean, I can't stress enough,
Karl really is a total formality.

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Karl?

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Carol, what are you... Where's Karl?

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Oh, I don't know.

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What's in the box?

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Don't open the box, Harry!

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Why not?

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Just...

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What the... Karl!

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Oh, God.

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You...

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Okay, look, so maybe this has happened,

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but let's just, for the next hour,
pretend it hasn't happened.

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How would you feel about that?
Does that sound like a plan?

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The thing about the Vegetator
is that it will never,

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and, I repeat, never need sharpening.

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You can cut your Tommy tomatoes with it,
you can cut your potatoes with it.

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It's so sharp, it can cut through tin cans.

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