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April!

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Listen, I was trying to buy

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this hand-crafted
mahogany wood model

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of a B-25 Mitchell
Panchito aircraft.

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- Aw, for me?
- Don't sass me.

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And I went to this website,
and this ad popped up

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that said "Hey, Ron Swanson!

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Check out this great offer."

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What's your question?

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My question is,
what the hell?

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Like, how did they know
who you are?

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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Um, there are these things
called cookies,

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where, like you go to a site
and buy something,

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it'll remember you
and then create ads

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for other stuff
you might want to buy.

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So it learns information?
About me?

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That seems like an invasion
of privacy.

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Dude, if you think
that's bad,

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go to Google Earth
and type in your address.

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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com

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The point is, Ben and I have been
dating on and off for about a year.

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I am, of course, shocked...

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And not just because Ben
usually prefers tall brunettes.

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We're very sorry

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for the position
this puts you in.

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What's happening?

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Are you hugging me,
or are we fighting?

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Are you hugging or fighting?
Let me know.

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Neither of those things.

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I love both of you.

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You are exemplary
government employees.

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"Exemplary"? That's the word
we were thinking of.

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- Well, it's true.
- Isn't it?

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Which makes what
I'm about to say even sadder.

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Then don't say it.

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I'm launching
a full investigation

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into the extent
of your wrongdoing.

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Please report Monday first thing
to the council chambers

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for your ethics trial
and subsequent punishment.

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I told you
we'd feel better.

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Hey.

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It's 6:30 in the morning.

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Your hearing doesn't start
for another two hours.

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Well, I wanted
to get here early,

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you kn
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