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That... Is that...?

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Is that peanut oil
and burnt hair?

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It's perfume, lard ass.

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I wear it on special occasions.

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What's the special occasion?

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Well, I was hoping
someone would sack up

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and ask me
to the winter formal,

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especially since
I'm offering my date

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100% guaranteed, no strings
attached, porn-quality sex.

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But I can't keep this offer
open all day, RJ.

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What are you?
The shamwow guy?

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Well, raven already asked me, and
he's waiting for his answer.

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Well, I won't keep you
in suspense, Lily.

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My answer... Look out!

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You saved my life!

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Calm down.
Calm down.

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Hey!
What the hell, Roger?

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Sorry, ass napkin.

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School won't pay to fix
the brakes on this yellow turd!

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Come on, dude.
You expect us to believe that?

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For real, homes!
Budget cuts!

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God.
You're crazy, man.

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Hey!
What the hell?

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It's called
walking to school, fatty!

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My name is RJ Berger, and
taking the bus sucks.

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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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So plans for after?

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Well, I'm not really sure
what Max has planned

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for after the dance, but I'm sure
it'll be something romantic.

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Bro, I'm gonna
get her so drunk,

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she's not gonna care
where it ends up.

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- Hello!
- Yes!

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God, all people can do is talk
about this stupid formal.

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I'm telling you, dude, school
dances, they're just a conspiracy

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created by
the tuxedo rental industry.

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That's why
we're gonna blow it off.

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We're gonna order a pizza

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and play Beatles rock band
till our fingers bleed.


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It's gonna be epic.
Epic.

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Not as epic as the sex I'll be
having after the winter formal.

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What the hell did you just say?

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You heard me, losers.

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I'm gonna get some bite marks
on my hang-low Saturday.

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Kevin, assuming you're even
capable of getting a boner

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