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I can't believe
I didn't get a pedicure for this.

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How embarrassing. Look at that.

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If I were with a real guy doing this,
I would've gotten a pedicure.

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And a wax.

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Oh, shit, that one's worse.

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- Sorry I didn't get a pedicure.
- What?

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My toes.

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- I'm sorry.
- I'm not looking at your toes.

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- I'm looking at your cervix.
- Right.

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Now I kind of wish
you were looking at my toes.

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- All done.
- That's it?

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We'll elevate your legs for
10 minutes and you'll be good to go.

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First time I hear that ticking clock
and I'm not freaking out.

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- Good. Just relax.
- I can't. I'm totally freaking out.

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Come on.
Everything's gonna be great.

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I have a feeling that you and...

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...CRM-1014 are gonna
make beautiful babies together.

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Yeah. Thank you.

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Oh, God, I hope this works.

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I've wanted this for so long.

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Maybe this isn't how
I pictured it exactly.

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Thought I'd have
a little more support.

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- No! You don't want kids. Trust me.
- Easy for you to say. You have four.

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- And it's awful. They've ruined my life!
- Hi, munchkins.

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What? No! Go away!

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Have you seen my vagina?
I mean, have you?

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Because I would show it to you.
I will show it to you just to prove...

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...that you don't want to have kids.
I will show you my vagina.

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I don't want to see that.
I want a baby.

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I think you're tired of being alone.
Haven't met the right guy.

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Not about a guy. I've dated hundreds
of guys over the past five years.

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Not one of them's close
to being the one.

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It's just not happening for me.

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- Yeah, but doesn't mean that it won't.
- Doesn't mean that it will.

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Is that my chicken?
What are you doing?

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Give it back!

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That is your dinner, not a toy!

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I hate them. Do you smell pee?

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So, I had to figure it out on my own.

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I examined every possibility and
arrived at the most logical conclusion.

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Will
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