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Great. So,um,I'll give you a call.

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- I hope you do.
- All right.

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Look at this.

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I just got that girl's
number. Check it out.

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Holly. Nice.

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Girls whose names end
in L-Y are always dirty.

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Holly,Kelly,Carly,Lily.

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Oh,yeah,I know it's true.

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And don't even get me started on
girlshose names should end in Y,

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but instead end in I.

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Those girls are like roller coasters.

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You got to wait in a long
line,but once you get up there,

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you just hold on for dear life
and hope you don't drop your keys.

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Hey,you know what I'm gonna do?

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I'm gonna call her right now.

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I'm gonna do that whole,"Hey,remember
me? It's been so long."

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See,it's funny because I just saw her.

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Dude,you can't call her.

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You have to wait three days to
call a woman. That's the rule.

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Barney,that rule is
completely played out.

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Girls know exactly what you're doing.

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Hey,I got a new rule.

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It's kind of crazy,but I call
it,You like her,you call her.

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I'm sorry. Can you repeat that?
I don't speak I Never Get Laid.

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Barney,the Three Days Rule is insane.

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I mean,who even came up with that?

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Jesus.

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Barney,don't do this. Not with Jesus.

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Seriously. Jesus started the
whole wait-three-days thing.

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He waited three days
to come back to life.

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It was perfect.

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If he have only waited one day,a lot of
people wouldn't have even heard that he died.

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They'd be all,"Hey,Jesus,what up?"

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And Jesus would probably
be,like,"What up? I died yesterday."

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And then they'd be all,Uh,you
look pretty alive to me,dude.

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And then Jesus would have to explain how
he was resurrected and how it was a miracle.

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And then,the dude would
be,like,Uh,okay,whatever you say,bro.

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Wow,ancient dialogue
sounds so stilted now.

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And he's not going to
come back on a Saturday.

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Everybody's busy doing chores.

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Working the loom,trimming
their beards. No.

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He waits the exact right
number of days... Three.

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