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Previously on How I Met Your Mother:

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She was completely amazing.

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She was amazing and funny and...

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You have feelings for Ted.

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Maybe.

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I've just been offered a fellowhip at a culinary institute in Germany.

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Do you want to try long distance?

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Yes.

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"This long-distance thing sucks, huh?

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And I really need to talk to you tonight."

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She's going to dump me!

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She's not going to break up with you, Ted.

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Hello?

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Do you want to come over?

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Kids, your grandma always used to say to me,

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"Nothing good happens after 2:00 a.m.,"

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and she was right.

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When 2:00 a.m. rolls around, just go home and go to sleep.

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Case in point:

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Hello.

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Hi, Ted, it's Robin.

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Um, listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over?

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Let's back up a little bit.

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Sit.

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Good boys.

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Okay, remember, stay out of the liquor cabinet.

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I'll see you tonight.

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And so the life of a television reporter is very rewarding,

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and I stronly urge you to consider it as a career.

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Thank you.

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Yeah?

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Do you have a fiancளூ?

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Marshall was here yesterday.

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They just learned the word "fiancளூ."

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Oh, no, I don't have a fiancளூ.

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Then who do you live with?

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Well, actually, I've got five dogs.

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Don't you get lonely?

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No, I've got five dogs.

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My grandma has five cats and she gets lonely.

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Well, yeah, that's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady.

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Not that your grandmother is...

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Does anyone else have a...? Yes?

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- Are you a lesbian?
- No. Are you?

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Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a les...

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Okay, let's have a big hand for Robin the reporter.

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All right, our next guest is another friend...

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So, Robin, you ever report on train wrecks? 'Cause I just saw one.

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