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Calvin, where do you get these?

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They're so funny.

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Just remember
don't mention the communists.

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Calvin's a great guy,
but he's a little--you know.

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-Nutty.
-What's his wife like?

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You know...housewife.

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Likes to cook, pregnant.

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Normal, then.

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I wouldn't go that far.

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-Helen!
-Oh, hi, Betty. Hi, Dave.

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Just look at you.

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Any day now.

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Say hi to my sister
Ruth and her husband.

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Tell me
if you've heard this one.

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A duck walks into a drugstore.

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He says,
"I'd like some lip gloss."

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The clerk says, "Certainly, sir.
Will this be cash or check?"

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The duck says,
"Put it on my bill."

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Oh, brother.

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He was the golden boy
professor at Cal Tech...

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but then he started
inventing things.

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He suddenly became very rich.

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And that was it.
He quit teaching.

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-How's that?
-Just what the doctor ordered.

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Calvin spends
all of his time out there...

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tinkering around
in the workshop.

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If you ask me,
it's all very strange.

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Same is true of batteries.

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I could take
a simple yacht battery...

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and rig it
to last a decade, easily.

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Say, Helen,
what does Calvin think...

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about this trouble down in Cuba?

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Oh, for heaven's sakes,
please don't bring that up.

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I'd say my baseball card
collection is as complete...

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as any one I've ever seen.

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Calvin! Kennedy is going
toe-to-toe with Khruschev...

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on television right now.

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Ooh, boy.

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On the island of Cuba.

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Unmistakable evidence
has established the fact...

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that a series
of offensive missile sites...

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is now in preparation
on that imprisoned island.

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Tower, this is Wolf One. I got
five miles to the overhead.

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Wolf One, Tower.
Report the numbers.

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You're number one
for the overhead.

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Tower, this is Wolf One.
I got a problem here.

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