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You probably think you've heard
it all. But this story's different.

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It begins pretty much the typical way.
Boy meets girl, boy proposes to girl,

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boy sees George Michael
in his apartment.

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Boy gets diagnosed with
an inoperable brain aneurysm.

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You didn't see that coming.

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Wait. Gets better.

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Boy meets acupuncturist
who's convinced the boy

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is the 21st-century equivalent of Moses.

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But instead of parting seas
and smashing tablets,

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Boy must somehow interpret
and follow the visions he's having

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and fix the world one lawsuit at a time.

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Needless to say, it's put a bit
of a stress on, well, everything.

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But mostly, boy's relationship.

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Which is why I'm returning this.
It's a sad story, rightΠ

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- Do you have a receipt, sirΠ
- I told you I can't find it.

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I didn't think I'd be returning
my fiance's engagement ring.

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- Can't you check your recordsΠ
- You still need proof of purchase.

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That'll teach you
not to pay retail.

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Sure you don't need a ringΠ

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Not presently, but when I do,
I'll be sure to keep my receipt.

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I miss Taylor, Nate.

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Good to know nothing's changed
since you said that five minutes ago.

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Maybe I did the wrong thing
breaking up with her.

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Let me provide clarity here.
You did do the wrong thing, buttwipe.

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If I didn't end it, she'd end up
shackled to a crazy person.

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And a dweeb, but that is her decision.

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Get her back before you become even
more pathetic than you actually are.

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- What is that supposed to meanΠ
- Eli, you are the worst bachelor ever.

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Instead of hooking up with old
girlfriends, of which there's not many,

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you break out the microwave popcorn

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and spend your nights in bed watching
reruns of TV movies on WE Network.

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I'm not in bed.
Shows how much you know.

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Look, I gotta get some sleep.
I got rounds in less than six hours.

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- Help me, Stone.
- What'd you sayΠ

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Nothing. Good night, little brother.

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Help me, Stone.

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Help me, Stone.

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- Oh, no.
- Help me, Stone.

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- Help me, Stone.
- Oh, no, no, no, noΞ

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