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I can't believe
the fucking gate's locked.

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What have you done
to Fauntleroy?

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PLANK: I didn't touch him.
He just passed out.

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DOG: Don't just stand there.

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Get that fucking door shut!
You want the world to see us?

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〈Muffled shouting〉

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WINSTON:
What's going on down there?

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〈Shouting stops〉

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Shit.

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Charles... get the rifle out.

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We're being fucked.

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It must be this one.

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Hold that gun.

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Plank, give me the keys.

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Don't point that at me bollocks!
Point it in there!

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Planks of wood...

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I'm working with
fucking planks of wood.

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Shit!

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What the fuck is that?

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What the fuck's that?

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It's me Bren gun.

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Don't you think you could
have brought something...

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a little bit more practical?

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Don't none of you slags move!

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I'll kill
the fucking lot of you!

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Who you going to kill, Plank?
There's no one fucking there.

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〈Pop〉

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Aah! They fuckin' shot me!

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Well, shoot 'em back.

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JOHN: Jesus, Plank!

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Couldn't you have got
smokeless cartridges?

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- I can't see a bloody thing.
- 〈Pop〉

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Ah! Shit!

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I've been shot!

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DOG:
I don't fucking believe this.

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Could everyone
stop getting shot?

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John, sit down
and patch yourself up.

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You tart!
It's a fucking air rifle!

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What the fuck was that?

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Well, that was the Bren gun.

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If you fire that gun again,
you're a dead man. Understand?

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No ifs, no buts.
You're a fucking dead man!

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All right, all right.

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I've got the bollock ache
with this.

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Where's me fucking gun?

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Right.

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Now have I got your attention?

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Firstly,
I'm going to blow his toes off.

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There go his toes.

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If you want me out of here
in five minutes flat...

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