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Oh, thank you.

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That was a very childish prank.

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Now you have ruined my coffee.

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If you can't behave like adults,

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you shouldn't be coming
to a grown-up cafe.

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It wasn't us.

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Aren't you gonna yell at them?

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I'm sure they already heard me
yell at you.

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Niles, thank you for agreeing
to meet me on such short notice.

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I swear I'm in full-blown crisis.

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If you're talking about that garish belt,
I have emergency suspenders.

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It's not the belt.

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My high school reunion is tonight
and you know my history.

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- Oh, not this folderol again.
- It's not folderol.

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- It's folderol.
- It's not folderol at all.

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For God's sake, Niles.
Every time my reunion comes around,

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it coincides with a severe downturn
in my life.

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Five years ago, Lilith divorced me.

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Five years before that,
I was left at the altar.

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Five years before that,
I fell face first into the poison ivy.

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And here we are, right on schedule,
I'm freshly fired.

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I still don't know why you even went
that poison-ivy year.

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Niles, the point is, in ten minutes,

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I have an extremely important
job interview,

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a job for which
I am eminently qualified,

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but that now
I have no chance of getting.

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Well, how can you know that?

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Because destiny won't allow it.

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Destiny's plan is for me
to walk into that reunion this evening

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the way I always do,
the class loser.

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Pitied and shunned by everyone

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until I wind up sitting
with the most pathetic people there.

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You mean, the chess club?

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Worse.

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The chess club's
barbershop quartet.

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Oh, the Check Mates.

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I swear to God,
I feel like I have a curse on my head.

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Frasier, you're a man of science.
You know curses don't exist.

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There's a perfectly rational explanation
for all of this.

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You tripped
and fell into the poison ivy.

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Your radio station changed formats.
Your wife didn't love you.

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If this is a pep talk,

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would you ki
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