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Thank you.

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I really appreciate it.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Hey,

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hey,

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hey.

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You know.

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You know,

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you know, something people don't

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talk about in public any more,

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pussy farts.

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Anyway, once again,

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for me it is HBO time.

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We're back at the Beacon Theater

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by the way for the third time in a row.

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And I'd do as some of you know

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this is the 12th show.

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I've been doing them since 1977.

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It usually takes me about two.

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Two and a half years,

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and that means for the last couple of years

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I've been out floating around,

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bouncing around the cities and the towns

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in this country,

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and the theaters and concert halls.

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Working on my stuff.

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Probably been in your hometown

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a couple of times since the last time I saw you.

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Hey, you know me,

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if they got a zip code,

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I'll fucking be there.

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Busy as a dyke in a hardware store.

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Did you ever notice up on a barn

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they got a weather vane up on a barnΠ

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And by the way I don't do transitional material.

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You probably picked that up right away.

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I just kind of go right into the next thing,

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and at this moment. We're on barns.

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But you ever notice up there

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they got that weather vane.

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And usually it's a rooster or a cock.

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It's the same animal. Really, you know.

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It's just a different name.

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You know why they got a
cock on the weather vaneΠ

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Because if they had a cunt,

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the wind would blow right through it.

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Well, a lot of people don't know that.

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That's why I travel around so much.

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I'm here to entertain and inform.

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Reminds me of something

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my grandfather us
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