Preview Subtitle for En Aparte


If preview looks OK then Download subtitles


š40ćš160ćDownloaded From www.SubsMax.com
š62ćš182ćYou know, I gotta say that I'm enjoyingđadulthood for a lot of reasons.
š187ćš222ćI'll tell you reason number one:
š260ćš363ćAs an adult, if I want a cookie,đI have a cookie, okay?
š367ćš441ćI have three cookiesđor four cookies...
š445ćš524ć...or 1 1 cookies if I want.
š529ćš655ćMany times, I will intentionally ruinđmy entire appetite.
š659ćš689ćJust ruin it.
š693ćš779ćAnd then I call my mother upđright after to tell her that I did it.
š783ćš866ć" Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruinedđmy entire appetite.
š871ćš922ćCookies."
š951ćš976ćSo what if you ruin it?
š980ćš1052ćAs an adult, we understandđeven if you ruin an appetite...
š1056ćš1128ć...there's another appetite comingđright behind it.
š1132ćš1198ćThere's no dangerđin running out of appetites.
š1202ćš1295ćI've got millions of them.đI ruin them whenever I want.
š1472ćš1537ćLook, Zigmond. Look at the sky!
š1541ćš1594ćThe planet's on fire!
š1598ćš1650ćIt is just as you prophesised!
š1654ćš1740ćThe planets of our solar systemđincinerating...
š1744ćš1894ć...lik e flaming globes, Zigmond,đlik e flaming globes!
š2000ćš2045ćZigmond...
š2584ćš2633ć- Coffee.đ- Thank you.
š2699ćš2730ćWhat do you got, a cucumber?
š2745ćš2797ćYeah. So what?
š2817ćš2866ćYou're bringing inđan outside cucumber?
š2870ćš2944ćThey refuse to put cucumberđin the salad. I need cucumber.
š2952ćš3008ćWhat have I done? What...?đI can't read this.
š3012ćš3097ć" Fullman hurtel vom"?
š3125ćš3225ćI got up last night, I wrote this down.đI thought I had this great bit.
š3229ćš3281ćWait a second.
š3286ćš3369ć" Fax me some halibut."
š3389ćš3437ćIs that funny? Is that a joke?
š3441ćš3480ćNo. Let me see that.
š3489ćš3548ć" Don't mess with Johnny."
š3558ćš3599ćJohnny? Johnny who?
š3603ćš3675ćJohnny Carson? Did I insult Johnnyđon The Tonight Show?
š3679ćš3740ćDid you mess with Johnny, Jerry?
š3745ćš3774ćLet me see that.
š3824ćš3862ć- Hey, where's Kramer?đ- I don't know.
š3866ćš3921ćThat's like asking,đ"Where's Waldo?"
š3937ćš3977ćI think I'm having a heart attack.
š4000ćš4037ćI don't think that's it.
š4040ćš4088ć- I'm not kidding.đ- What does that mean?
š4133ćš4192ćI think what he's trying to say...
š4196ćš4245ć...is that he's having a heart attack.
š4249ćš4289ćOh, he's having a heart attack.
š4308ćš4347ć- Tightness.đ- Come on.
š4351ćš4401ć- Shortness of breath.đ- This is ridiculous.
š4405ćš4461ć- Radiating waves of pain.đ- I know what this is!
š4465ćš4576ćYou saw that show on PBS last night,đCoronary Country.
š4581ćš4637ćI saw it in the TV Guide,đI called him...
š4641ćš4696ć...told him make suređand not watch it.
š4699ćš4743ćThere was nothing else on.
š4748ćš4813ć- Here, have some water.đ- Oh, the left arm, left arm.
š4828ćš4878ćHe saw that showđon anorexia last year...
š4882ćš4933ć...ate like an animal for two weeks.
š4937ćš4998ćWhy can't I have a heart attack?!đI'm allowed.
š5002ćš5046ćYou want me to take youđto the hospital?
š5054ćš5105ćManhattan Memorial. Less of a line.
š5109ćš5149ćI'll call an ambulance.
š5201ćš5234ćIs everything all right?
š5251ćš5296ćWe'll just take a check.
š5441ćš5473ćYou made a mistake on the...
š5477ćš5524ćGeorge.
š5693ćš5733ćAre you okay?
š5825ćš5912ćI'm George. George Costanza.
š5934ćš6014ćI never been in the hospitalđa day in my life...
š6026ćš6081ć...except when I had my tonsils out.
š6103ćš6187ćYou know, they never gave međany ice cream.
š6214ćš6275ć- I always felt that if they...đ- Shut up
[...]
Everything OK? Download subtitles