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Live from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip...

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...it's Friday night in Hollywood.

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I've been watching all this week
and I gotta tell you, I love what I see.

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You're back.
Yeah.

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You're a sight for sore eyes.

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- What do we got?
- We have a year-in-review theme.

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Is there a sketch you feel you can cut?

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"Lmmaculate My Ass," "HBO's Ho Ho Ho's"
and "Hookers at the Pole. "

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The Nicolas Cage Show.

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A militant Fruit of the Loom?

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- I can take that.
- You call me Mongongo.

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Dolphin Girl.

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He's saying, "Heil Hitler. "

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- You're reading too much into it.
- He's giving the Nazi salute.

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- Now that you said it, that's all I can see.
- It's all anybody can see.

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It's a great studio with an incredible
history. People who've had this stage...

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You like it?
Yeah.

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Good.

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Because we live here now.

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This is not the comedy we intended to do
when the week began.

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Let's go. Let's go!

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Right there. Right there. Hold it!

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It's gonna be fine.

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Really?
Yeah, sure.

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Because it sounds like a calamity, Cal.

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No, it's fine.

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- It's a catastrophe.
- I think it could be fun.

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- How?
- You'll have a story to tell.

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I'll have a story to tell
about how I was the guest host...

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...of a catastrophic, calamitous calamity?

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It's gonna be great on the talk shows.

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The house is open, you knock them dead,
you unbelievable beauty.

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- I hate you.
No problem.

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Why did I listen to you?

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- Cal? Cal!
Yeah.

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Jenny, keep the band playing, okay,
until the warm-up.

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Yes, sir.

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Is it good? Ready?

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Ha! Ha.

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What's going on?

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You all know what a wildcat strike is.

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You don't know what a wildcat... All right.
Well, you're about to live through one.

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Local 44 of the Propmasters' Union, their
contract expires at midnight tonight...

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...but our guys decided to walk out early.

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