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You are hilarious!

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Okay, see, last night, when I said to you, 넶omorrow, no matter what, make sure I get up at seven,

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what I actually meant was, 넶omorrow, no matter what, make sure I have the option of getting up at seven

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in case when seven comes, I actually wanna get up, which as it happened I didn뇺.

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Therefore, youre currently responsible for the great alarm clock slaughter of 2002.

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No survivors?

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The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation.

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- This is decaf.
- What are you talking about?

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- You switched my coffee again.
- I뇴 a busy man.

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I don뇺 have time to sneak around switching your coffee. I have a diner to run, I have shipments to order,

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I have things to flip and fry. Will you stop that?

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Under the sink, very clever, but not clever enough bucko.

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Okay, fine, you know what? I give up.

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- Go one day without coffee.
- That뇹 not giving up.

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- I뇳l put a toy in your cereal.
- Dirty!

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- Fine, here, you win.
- Thank you.

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Youre welcome. Now youre up, youre fed, I뇴 leaving.

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Oh, hey, we need q-tips.

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- I뇳l alert the media.
- See, that뇹 better with the accent.

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The reference is enough, you뇳l learn that one day. I뇳l be home early, anything besides the q-tips?

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Cotton balls, world peace, Connie Chung뇹 original face back.

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Goodbye crazy lady.

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- Goodbye Sid and Nancy.
- Leopold and Loeb.

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- What?
- I changed my mind, don뇺 tell Rory.

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- Decaf.
- Never.

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- They뇳l both have two heads.
- More to love.

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- Hello?
- You have to come home.

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- Mom?
- Youre gone and the house is quiet

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and Bill Maher뇹 canceled. The name of the show was Politically Incorrect for God뇹 sake.

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Didn뇺 anybody read the title? He was supposed to say those things, dammit!

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- You had another dream.
- Yes.

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- The doctor is in.
- Okay, I뇴 lying in bed and I뇴 sleeping

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and I뇴 wearing this fabulous nightgown, and like thirty alarm clocks go off,

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and so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing is the kitchen, is Luke!

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- Was he naked?
- No! He was making breakfast.

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- Naked?
- Okay, you뇼e been in Washington way to
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