Preview Subtitle for The Muppet Show


If preview looks OK then Download subtitles


0
00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000
Downloaded From www.SubsMax.com

1
00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:16,778
It's The Muppet Show with our special
guest star, Miss Valerie Harper.

2
00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,751
(# "The Muppet Show" theme)

3
00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:27,149
# It's time to play the music

4
00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:29,218
# It's time to light the lights

5
00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:33,391
# It's time to meet the Muppets
on The Muppet Show tonight

6
00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,400
# It's time to put on makeup

7
00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,493
# It's time to dress up right

8
00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:42,200
# It's time to raise the curtain
on The Muppet Show tonight

9
00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:48,070
Hey, did you know that if Tuesday Weld
married Frederick March's grandson,

10
00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:51,049
she'd be Tuesday March the Second?
Ha ha.

11
00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:53,108
# To introduce our guest star

12
00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,915
# That's what I'm here to do

13
00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,320
# So it really makes me happy

14
00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,551
# To introduce to you

15
00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,787
Miss Valerie Harper.

16
00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:11,968
# But now let's get things started
on the most sensational, inspirational

17
00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:14,063
# Celebrational, Muppetational

18
00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,665
# This is what we call

19
00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:20,509
# The Muppet Show

20
00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,305
(gong)

21
00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,812
- Hey, George. George.
- What? What? What?

22
00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:31,322
Would you clean up this backstage?
This whole place is a mess.

23
00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:35,657
Yeah. Of course it's a mess, with
all these Muppets exploding around here.

24
00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:39,357
Every time I turn around,
there's somebody blowing his top.

25
00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:43,698
George, that is
a slight exaggeration, isn't it?

26
00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,929
I guess it's all in my mind.

27
00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:50,736
(applause)

28
00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:57,279
- Am I in the right place?
- Oh, Valerie Harper.

29
00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,615
Welcome to The Muppet Show. Oh, we're
so glad that you can come and be with us.

30
00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:04,817
Me too, Kermit. You know, I'm not
filming Rhoda this week. I got hiatus.

31
00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:07,826
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Did you get it lifting something?

32
00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:10,021
- Oh, no...
- Maybe you should see a doctor.

33
00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:15,295
Kermit, that means that we're on vacation.
And, well, you see, I'm a total Muppet freak.

34
00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:18,269
Everyone in this joint is a freak.

35
00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,876
- See what I mean?
- George, this is Valerie Harper.

36
00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:25,501
She's on hiatus.

37
00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:29,446
I'm George the janitor. I'm on vitamin E.

38
00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:31,040
Move it.

39
00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:34,416
- You have to forgive George there.
- OK.

40
00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:37,183
- You were saying, Valerie.
- Yes, I was hoping

41
00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:40,749
that you might let me do
a big opening number on the s
[...]
Everything OK? Download subtitles