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That's nice.
Thank you.

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Thanks very much,
I appreciate it.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you all.

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Thank you.

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I appreciate that.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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So let me ask
you something.

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Let me ask you how's
everybody doing tonight

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huhΠ

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Good.

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Well fuck you.

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Just trying to make
you feel at home.

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Now listen, I've been
out here all this time

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and I haven't
been complaining

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about anything yet

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so I think it's time

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to go into the
complaint department.

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This is just a
series of things

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that are pissing
me off okayΠ

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A series of things that
are pissing me off

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cause I don't
have pet peeves

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I have major psychotic
fucking hatreds okayΠ

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And it makes the world a
lot easier to sort out.

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First thing on
my list tonight,

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airport security.

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Tired of this shit.

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There's too much of it.

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There's too much
security at the airport.

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I'm tired of some guy
with a double digit IQ

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and a triple digit income

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rooting around inside
of my bag for no reason

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and never
finding anything.

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Haven't found
anything yet.

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Haven't found one
bomb in one bag

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and don't tell me,

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Well the
terrorist know

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there bags are
going to be searched

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so now they're leaving
their bombs at home.

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There are no bombs.

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The whole thing is
fucking pointless

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and it's completely
without logic.

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There's no logic at all.

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They'll take away gun
but let you keep a knife.

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Well what the
fuck is thatΠ

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In fact there's a whole
list of lethal objects

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they will allow you
to take on board.

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Theoretically you
could take a knife,

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an ice pick,
a hatchet,

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