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Here in Malaysia, there is an almost
overwhelming sense of euphoria...

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as the newly-elected prime minister
has given this nation hope...

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promising to raise
the substandard minimum wage...

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and end child labor
once and for all.

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Already considered a living saint...

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he has become this small country's
greatest hope...

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for a thriving future
in the new millennium.

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for a thriving future
in the new millennium.

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Get closer, Jaco.

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This is disgusting.
How could you let this happen?

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I have negotiated
my butt off, Giorgio.

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I've tried bribes, I've tried gifts.
I even sent him some pet oxen.

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I mean, they love that crap
in Malaysia.

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But he won't budge.

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Listen, 50 percent of my inventory
is manufactured...

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in sweatshops
on the Malaysian border.

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Something has got to be done.

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If Malaysia goes, what is next?

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My entire panty line
is made in Vietnam.

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We'll all go bankrupt
within a year.

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The Malaysian must be
eliminated, Mugatu.

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What? No, I don't
have time for this.

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Perhaps you'd rather go back
to turning out novelty neckties.

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But my new fall line is almost due.

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And I trust you would like to live
to see your spring line as well?

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The Malaysian prime minister
visits New York in 14 days.

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Do it then.

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Fourteen days? That's Fashion Week.
It's impossible! I have a show!

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It's perfect. Invite him
to be your guest of honor.

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That's not enough time. It takes
months to train an operative.

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What about Fabio?

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Too smart.
This is a rush job.

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He's got to be extremely
dim-witted.

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- You know the profile, Jacobim.
- A beautiful, self-absorbed...

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simpleton who can be manipulated
and molded like Jell-O.

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Or cookie dough.

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- Or Play-Doh.
- Any kind of dough.

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The point is,
we need an empty vessel...

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a shallow, dumb, vacuous moron.

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And when he's finished,
we'll dispose of him.

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